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Did you know that we’ve been in the middle of a Loch Ness Monster sighting drought? Last year marked the first time in almost 90 years that Nessie hadn’t been spotted for an entire year. In fact, there hadn’t been any ‘confirmed sightings’ of the elusive cryptid for 18 months, leading some veteran spotters to voice concern that perhaps the famous monster had finally given up the ghost.

But wait! Something awesome just happened: Two different people, both using Apple Maps, captured screenshots of something measuring approximately 100ft long, with what appear to be two large flippers, powering along just under the surface of the loch. Experts from the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club have been studying the images and Gary Campbell, club president, reports that they’ve been steadily ruling out alternative explanations, leaving it increasingly likely that these images are brand new ‘confirmed sightings’:

‘We’ve been looking at it for a long time trying to work out exactly what it is. It looks like a boat wake, but the boat is missing. You can see some boats moored at the shore, but there isn’t one here. We’ve shown it to boat experts and they don’t know what it is. Whatever this is, it is under the water and heading south, so unless there have been secret submarine trials going on in the loch, the size of the object would make it likely to be Nessie.’

‘Now that we have spies in the skies above Loch Ness, maybe we will get more sightings which will whet the appetite of more down to earth Nessie hunters to come north. Furthermore, the use of satellite technology means that if Nessie is just swimming below the surface like in this case, we can still pick her up.’

Visit Dailymail.co.uk for additional information about this exiting development and the history of Nessie hunting.

[via Geekosystem and Dailymail.co.uk]

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what ur fav new wave band says about u

adam and the ants:I will have sex with anybody
the b-52's:I will spit in your face and laugh
duran duran:I am a vain piece of shit
depeche mode:I blend into walls
erasure:gay
eurythmics:do you know how many shades of eyshadow I own? like at least a dozen
falco:I don't even speak german
inxs:I am wearing a bandanna and drinking cheap beer
japan:I'm special. so special
joy division:not even a new wave band also go fuck yourself
kate bush:I am an artsy piece of shit
new order:I never knew my true parents I was raised by a drum machine
the police:I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
roxy music:the leather underpants I'm wearing are really chafing me
talking heads:what
u2:I appreciate the finer things in life and love getting my ass kicked
ub40:I think I'm an incredibly diverse and tolerant person

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And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

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Reblogging for future reference..

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